gnarly:

same
gnarly:

same
gnarly:

same
gnarly:

same

gnarly:

same

  • me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

casey-haunter:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

somedonkusfromasgard:

greatleapsforward:

meowitsraygun:

meowitsraygun:

I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”

Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”

id listen to you guys.

Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”

Oh my god

I’m already a fan. I want merch.

  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

sextpert:

sextpert:

I LOVE IT WHEN COMPANIES REPLY TO PEOPLE’S TWEETS ABOUT THEM

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amazing

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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vitrux:

Follow my blog. 

mjolnirismypenis:

rachelbearenson:

so turns out the guy who discovered uranus originally wanted to name it “george”

just. imagine a planet called George

mercury venus earth jupiter saturn GEORGE

Yeah but what made him call it Uranus?

"No, you can’t call it George"
"Well fuck then, Uranus"